The Idiot Joins the Dark Side

Well, they say that everyone has a price and George Steinbrenner found one for former Sox center fielder Johnny Damon: $52M over four years. The self-professed "idiot" will be taking his solid bat, massive ego, and embarrassingly weak throwing arm to the Big Apple next year. Hey Johnny, you better talk to former Yank Don Mattingly about where to find a good barber down in NYC. As Don knows all too well, George doesn't take kindly to "hippie" ballplayers. More on Johnny to come.